Characters: Harry Dresden, John Marcone
Kinks: crossover fic, Avengers crossover, panicking!shocky!slightly drunk!Harry (but surprisingly competent in spite of everyone's expectations, not least his own, although it doesn't actually come up in-fic), conniving!(and kind of creepy!)John, also Pepper Potts may secretly run the world with her handheld organizer
Warnings: if you value your sanity, flee now
This is all Nemi's fault for plying me with Thor and Avenger fic in my moment of weakness. Damn my susceptibility to crossover bunnies, damn it straight to hell. (It's all Nemi's fault except for my forgetting to crosspost; that's on me).